i’m home alone i can do anything i want
no one will ever know
*plays Japanese songs full volume*
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
"wow i love this band’s music, i should google the members and see what they’re like!"
Straight haired person:
Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
look at it like this
when a girl gets rejected, she thinks it’s something that she did or did not do, she thinks there’s something wrong with herself that would make a guy not wanna be with her
but when a guy gets rejected, he thinks there’s something wrong with the girl who rejected him, ‘she just wants to date assholes’, ‘she’s a bitch’, so on and so forth
and that’s some bullshit
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better
soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT
ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
so you hate him?
no hes my favorite character